Kickass Characters Are Only a Click Away!

This week's Terribleminds challenge is hilarious. You go to theyfightcrime.net, get two characters, and write a scene of them interacting. I'm swamped this month, but those of you who aren't, go have fun!

I know I can't participate (deadlines, deadlines, deadlines), but I couldn't resist picking characters. I got:


HE'S A BISEXUAL MASTER CRIMINAL, CONSTANTLY SINGING THE THONG SONG.

SHE'S A MISTRUSTFUL BARBARIAN, SUFFERING FROM A LASER HAIR REMOVAL ACCIDENT.

TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!

Aww! I need to write this!