Release the Kraken!

                         

Meet the steampunkiest rum out there: The Kraken. It's sweet, spicy, thick, and black. I mixed it with diet coke this time, and because I'm slightly insane delightfully quirky, I carved a kraken out of lime peel for my glass.

                              

                                                    Here's a close-up of the label.
                                                                Cheers, matey!